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Monday, February 14, 2011

Where does the other sock go?

okay so where does the other sock go?

if you dont know what i mean by other sock then i shall elaborate...the "other" sock refers to the sock that always seems to go missing when doing laundry and ruins a pair of socks. especially if you are like me and have socks that are different from each other. plain white socks bore me.

this is a question that i know has plagued me for a long time and im sure you have wondered the same thing....where does that freaking sock go?! well i have investigated furthur into the matter and what i found may suprise you.

im sure you know that you share your body and your home with microscopic bugs and organisms. but i bet you didnt know that you also share your home with tiny elves.

The tiny house elves that live in most peoples home are called beetle bees.  they are very tiny and can not be seen with out a magnafying glass.  they are commonly found in tiny areas of your home that are often dark and damp so they can stay hidden from us humans.

you are prolly asking yourself what does this have to do with my socks? well when we are asleep these elves are thriving. a group of the elves go off in search of objects in your house they can use to benifit them.  because they live in tiny dark damp places they need warmth and this is where your socks come in....while investigating these facinating creatures i noticed them carrying a sock off from the dirty laundry basket.  i followed the sock and saw that they use this sock for many different things.  they use it for clothing, homes and many other things.  they only carry off one because they are soooo small they can only carry one. these elves are not wasteful so they only take a sock when they need it.

these creatures have put your sock to a good use. so next time you notice one missing dont be mad, you are providing a home for a baby beetle bee elf!

6 comments:

  1. hahahahaha you soooo took that form movie!

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  2. Don't remind me off the sock searches I have to do for my mom from time to time.

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  3. Wait, wait. I bought my son new socks last week. He carried the package off and tucked it away somewhere. For the rest of the week, he would go to his room to get fresh socks.

    This morning, I sent him to his room to get socks. He no longer remembers where he hid the package.

    That's some serious sock elf nonsense.

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  4. That's funny i have actually never lost just one sock i always lose both

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